Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Kenya

You would think political leaders would learn from the past, but apparently not in the case of kenya. the situation going on in kenya (ethnic cleansing, neighbor turning on neighbor, friends hacking each other to death...) is ridiculously atrocious. violent people only need a tiny incling/nudge to carry on their acts, and foolish political leaders (somewhat of a disturbing pattern in africa, thought to be of the past) continue to feed the hungry appetites of these cruel individuals, who now have an avenue on which to blame their violence. the violence no longer has anything to do with the elections; rather it's resurrected tribal wars and fears, turning neighbor and friend against each other. now ordinary, peace loving kikuyus and luos are afraid to leave wherever they are, or even sleep, as the perpetrators may come looking for them in the night. could kibaki not have foreseen something like this when faulty elections were carried out, with questionable results? could odinga not have foreseen something like this when he refused to denounce the political violence (turned ethnic violence) and accept concessions by the government or resolution through the courts? are both still so blind to what's going on in the streets that they think a simple political resolution or power sharing will resolve the current issue? this pisses me off. i pray that something, anything is done (and quickly) to resolve what looks like might escalate into full scale barbaric war, even extending past the borders of kenya.

thinking of this reminded me of uganda, especially the kids who got on our bus (the evangecube) and sang loudly for hours and hours. they sang an awesome song in swahili called upendo, i believe. upendo means love. as promised several weeks ago, i'm finally posting 2 videos from uganda: one with the kids singing and the other with wes (one of the guys i went with) about to embark on the "real world" adventure into the villages. enjoy:


Monday, January 28, 2008

wknd highlights

a funny thing happened on the way to the weekend...i'm heading home from work on thursday, when i decide that i've got to figure out a way to beat the traffic. so i get my handy dandy trusty map book out and start on my journey to find the perfect back route. this didn't turn out so well. usually when i get lost, some alpha instinct kicks in and somehow i find my way back to something familiar. maybe this would have been the case if i lost my way only once. no no, as i was trying to find my way back after being lost for the 1st time (~10min into my drive home), i get lost again. it really didn't help, either, that a lot of these residential joburg roads are gated and sometimes these gates are closed with no attendant and sometimes they're open (its anyone's guess as to when they open). well, this past thursday they were ALL closed. so after turning around for the 5th time because of a closed gate and realizing for the 6th time that i was trully lost, i decided to ditch the map book. by this time i was in a dodgy alley somewhere, it was getting dark, my AC was not working, i had the windows all rolled up for the full tinted effect, making the windshield incredibly cloudy and almost impossible to see out of (luckily i had a small tissue paper and could wipe off a tiny spot). after ditching the map book, i decided to just follow the car in front of me and head back to wherever there was traffic (as that would indicate a major road-- any major road would do at this point). well, the first attempt failed; the stupid car was apparently on an adventure of his own as well and led me promptly to a closed gate. the 2nd attempt was better and eventually i got to somewhere i recognized. 3hrs later, i was home. maybe i should just stick to the over-crowded major roads...

sunday, i got suckered into salsa again. this time it was proper lessons...i think i've now been salsa-ing way more than i ever had before and much more than i thought i would ever. but no, it was a lot of fun. great way to meet people and/or chat with old friends (usually about how bad i am at salsa). i'll probly go again...and soon, i'll be a salsa freak. and with my moves, u wont even recognize me.

also on sunday, i finally sat down to watch the nigerian movie channel. yep. i watched a nollywood movie. and i must say, i can see why some people are addicted to this thing. i mean, its not chidimadugwe's fault that she was born into a royal family and she fell in love with ugochukwu, a commoner, but she was pledged by her father, a chief, to marry the wealthy businessman's son, jonah, who spent a year in the US and talks like a village thug and goes by the name j-bone... man, this is good stuff.

less-than-random thought #854329: Congrats Obama. its no secret i'm rooting for the man and this revolution. if u get a chance you should read a lovely article about social entrepreneurship by nyt columnist, nicholas kristof (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/opinion/27kristof.html?th&emc=th); it sort of explains a bit of the effect i see president obama making.

also read this to understand why a hillary nomination would be terribly defeating, especially if, as it seems, mccain gets the nod on the republican side...you didn't think you were signing up for a proper us politics lesson when you subscribed to this blog, did you?? i'm a man of surprises. pleasant ones!

pleasant random thought #543270: this one's for all you jews out there. and u fake ones too!... i learned a new word today and i was going to incorporate it into my blog entry...possibly in discussing hillary clinton, but i decided that this word is just way too crude, cruel and raunchy, so i'll spare you the sick visual images that have been running through my mind...anyway, it suffices to say that one of these days i may label someone or something the schmegma of society. and that would be really not nice.

a plus.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Mysteries from across the Universe

just thought i'd post some random thoughts/questions/mysteries...

oh, btw, >1 person has noted a slight negative and frustrated feel to this blog, so in light of that and in honor of HR and gnarls barkley, i've decided to litter this post with smiley faces, :)

- why is transfering half-way across the world such a mess?? i just got my laptop situation and my email, which was not supposed to change, did change. plus i'm not able to get into the old email, so i have to hope that "they" backed it up and can give me a hard copy of some of my important old emails :)

- why is transfering half-way across the world such a mess, part deux?? after 2 weeks of raggling with the bank and finally got them to transfer $$ from my us bank account to the one here in sa :)

- where does one get beer around here?? i was planning on having people over to watch the sorry nig v cote d'ivoire match (until eskom ruined that plan), so i went looking to get some drinks. after an hr, i gave up and i still don't know where to get beer...though wine is everywhere... :)

- why are jo-burg drivers so nice?? you ask most people that live in joburg and theyll tell you that the drivers here are crazy. ok. thats true to an extent...but what i don't get is why they allow so many drivers to cut them off. i think its a case of being too nice. why, after a car behind me illegally drives on the curb or pulls into a gas station only to come out 2 secs on the other side, would i let the car simply cut in front of me with nothing more than a smile?? this is silly. people need to have a little bit more road rage! pull within a cm behind that car in front of you! don't give any room for "cutters"! lay on that horn! stare that driver down! but in all, please don't pull out a gun!...seriously, i think i've become a different driver here; and, seeing as people are relatively nice drivers, i too have adopted that same jerk attitude of cutting in line :-D

- funniest piece on radio this morning... the dj was talking about heath ledger's death (this is not funny; rather very sad). funny part #1: "the ledger family have made a public announcement about the death...the would like to express a feeling of grief regarding the death..." hmm, what other feelings would they have expressed?? funny part #2: "ledger was found naked on the floor with lots of pills around him, but there were no obvious signs of suicide..." LOL. people. people. how much more obvious do you want to get? anyway, this is actually really tragic. kids, stay off drugs, please.

Promised shout-out #47324: if u didnt know already, i like comments. so leave them. plus im keeping an unofficial tally and at the end someone will get a super prize (subject to terms and conditions of course!). thanks to those who have commented in the past ("cough", nishi, et al, "cough"...)

Saturday, January 19, 2008

load shedding and skype

if there was a theme to this first week of work, it would have to be the effect of load-shedding (a term i'll probably be referring to for some time). Load-shedding is s. africa's term for power cuts and its affected all aspects of life here. the worst has been its effect on traffic lights and, therefore, traffic. one day it took me 2.5 hours to get home from work because of the traffic due to traffic lights that weren't working. according to eskom (the sole power company), load shedding is to be a way of life for the next 5-7 years....lets hope they come up with a temporary fix before then.

the sole bright spot in being stuck in traffic all week was hearing some of the morning radio shows here. coming from the US, i had an extreme hatred toward radio, especially morning radio; however, some of the ones here are ridiculously hilarious. one of the major stations (Kaya FM) had me laughing out loud while stuck in traffic this week. they spent the entire week talking about women's roles in the home (if you're easily offended you may not like this). The hosts were two guys and one girl and even tho for the most part they were only joking, it was pretty much the 2 guys using a 1955 magazine article as evidence that the role of women in the household should be to make the man happy and not nag him. plus anyone that called in in support of the lone girl (who obviously disagreed with the men) was immediately cut off and called a variety of names. one of the best quotes was from one of the guys who related the problems with load shedding to the fact that wives have strayed from their "true, traditional" roles. so, somehow the gods were punishing the women by taking away electricity! just trust me, it was really funny.

radio commercials were also pretty funny. one suggested that we return to communal showers to mitigate the load shedding problems. the ad told listeners to take showers with neighbors in order to save energy, i guess. very interesting.

finally, skype is AMAZING. I am not sure why i resisted for so long to get it. but i just got done talking to (and seeing) my brother and mom on skype for free. i strongly recommend you all to get it if you don't have it. and if you do have it (or get it) pass along your details and we can chat. live. my screenname is "folu.." (note the 2 periods after the name).

oh also, i finally am now fully and officially employed by accenture, south africa, which was not the case when i started orientation on wed. technically i can start doing work now; assuming there's work out there. well, thats all for now. looking forward to the start of the africa nations cup. go super eagles!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

first day of work

well, power outages seem to be a daily way of life now, and eskom (the power company) is saying that it'll probably be this way for the next 5-7 years. luckily power only goes out for a couple hrs at a time, but today it went off at least twice (in my hood) at very opportune times. the first being as i went to work, meaning that many robots (traffic lights) weren't working, meaning that it took me more than 1hr to get to work today (the same route took me 15minutes when i tested it yesterday). the second outage was when i got home, starving, meaning that my electric stove and electric microwave were no good to me. thank god for cereal. welcome to africa.

i went through new hire orientation today, and as i mentioned yesterday, they told me what accenture does and how we do it and what i should expect (just in case i had forgotten the same talks from 2+ years ago). it was good to meet some cool new people tho. the best part about today was finding out that, thanks to my US hr, i am not fully employed in SA yet, and im obviously not working in the us, so, as the training coordinator put it, i'm really in "nirvana". looks like the us hr is dropping the ball again and what they should have done last year, still hasn't been done, so i cannot be fully hired by accenture sa, meaning that i can't be assigned a computer, get a paycheck, get insurance, sign up for pension plan, or pretty much do any work. gracias hr. the other good news is that at the end of orientation tomorrow, i may have to do another 2 days (again) of new joiner orientation (not to be confused with new hire orientation...). i can't really say that i'm looking forward to that, but since i won't have all my papers sorted out anyway, i guess its better than doing nothing.

also, i was told that i am too short to be a nigerian today. sad....and this by a zim/s african guy, whose been told that he's too tall to be a zimbabwean. i guess there's a disproportional number of big/tall nigerians and shorty zims.

i had more to say until i started writing. now im just tired. bed time. later.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

work, plus.

as a write this i am sitting on my balcony, enjoying the sunshine and nice breeze, in the awesome chair that i bought from uganda. im trying to take full advantage of the few hours i have left before i start work tomorrow, wed. ahh, work, i've definitely been away for too long and i'm not too sure, actually, if i remember what work is or how to do it. i guess i'll find out tomorrow. i get go through new-hire orientation again, so in case i forgot what accenture does and how to check my email and book flights, wed and thurs will be refreshers. woot. woot.

tho i've thoroughly enjoyed my time off, i've gotta say i'm really looking forward to start working again.

other random thoughts:

- someone needs to start courses on the economics of customer service and teach it to s. africans. forreal. i'm losing count of how many times, i've gone to a place and not had any service at all, or asked a question and basically have the "customer service agent" roll her eyes and give me a one word, inaudible answer. the latest was today as i parked my car. a lady asked me in an african language (xhosa, i think) if i wanted my car washed. obviously i didnt understand so i told her so. she asked me again and i gave her the same response. then she flailed her arms and yelled "do you want your car washed!". yep, she yelled at me for assuming that i was zulu or xhosa and speaking to me as such! anyway, i kind of wanted my car washed, but not with that attitude...

- i was on my way home one day and i saw some workers on the street, working. stay with me, this is good. i couldn't tell what they were doing from far away, but getting closer, i realized that they were filling up the pot holes that had been getting larger and more numerous on this residential intersection near my place. if you haven't been to africa, you probably don't know how earth shattering this is. imagine that! the govt paying to do simple (but crucial) infrastructure and the workers actually doing it. it must've taken maybe an hr, but the holes are now filled and the workers are presumably paid and the drivers are safer. roads are a serious problem in africa and often times these pothole issues are never resolved (unless a president is passing through). well, i was impressed.

- sunday i went to a vineyard church. it was alright, but not very diverse. i hate church hunting, but i think i may still be on the hunt.

- saturday, i saw the best show i've seen in a long time, called Umoja. Its pretty much a celebration of south african history, culture, dance, and music. when my friend asked me to go, e called it a musical and immediately i was a bit skeptical; but its no musical, or at least not the same as americans would call musical. its heavy drums, dancing, singing, story telling, stomping, steppin, and more drums (btw, if you've ever seen a step show or step dancing, u should know it originated from south africa). i'm really bad at describing an amazing event and having it sound amazing still, so just trust me it was really good and if it ever comes to the US or wherever you are, you should see it. the singing parts also reminded me of the prison scene in the bryce courtenay's book, the power of one. if you havent read it, u should. if u've heard of a movie by the same name, do yourself a favor and don't ever watch the movie. its terrible.

- saturday night, i was con-ned into going to salsa dance after the show! it was lots of fun, and i enjoyed watching really good salsa dancers...i guess i enjoyed the dancing too (if u can call what i did salsa dancing). some of the seasoned people were nice enough to teach me and bear with me as i unsuccessfully tried to shake my hips. heh.

- and just in case you were wondering, they do not have fabreeze in jo-burg, or at least the places i've been. i asked around one day and the lady looked at me like i was crazy (tho she was actually one of the nice "customer service people") and showed me to the air freshner aisle. too bad. also i dont think they have downy wrinkle release. those 2 items pretty muh sum up how i've lived the last couple, 3, 4, 5 years (i.e. without washing or ironing!), so i guess i have to change that too.

wish me luck tomorrow.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Okobaki! and more

pre-post: well I finally had my first "I hate this place" moment yesterday (all day), and it lasted a bit into today. I got back from an awesome trip to uganda on tuesday and set aside yesterday to get my bank account situated and to get my car. Well, the dealership/bank wanted a down-payment for the car, so i thought i would just easily go to the bank, transfer money from my US bank account into my SA bank account and boom, everything would be done in minutes. I was at the bank from 11AM-3:30PM! and they must have sent me to every single department they had twice, plus a couple places outside of the bank. Things did not get any better and they werent offering any solutions (i mean, why would they, right??....), but fortunately, I have a God-send friend here that helped me out by transferring some of her money into my bank account, so i could write a check to the car company; and then it worked out. i owe her a lot. since i spent all day at the bank then the dealership, i thought i'd do the bank thing today, only to get to the mall and find that electricity was completely out. everywhere. it's been a rough 2 days. anyway, the good news is i got to bring home my baby, plus a neat cap; check out some pics:



post: I love Uganda; the trip was a lot of fun. We were there for about 12 days and it was life changing. I got to see and do things i never thought i'd do (like going into the villages and evangelizing, or almost drowning in the nile), and also meet some of the nicest coolest people in the world. I also learnt that interestingly, ugandans, unlike south africans, adore nigerians (nigerian movies ("nollywood") and futbol stars are pretty much king). I'm not sure exactly how to summarize the trip and I'm sure i will not be able to conver how amazing it was, so i'll just do a quick day-by-day summary of what we did:

Friday, 28, Day 0: Arrived in Ug; sat next to a ugandan woman on the flight who had an interesting take on why other africans (namely uganda and nigeria) seem to be less violent than south africans, when it comes to personal crimes, at least. her theory is that because uganda has lots of land, there is always something to fall back on if a man does not have a job or loses his job (i.e. subsistence through farming). there is not much land in south africa, so people (particularly in the big cities) find it more profitable and seemingly necessary to take what is not their own, at whatever cost. i am simplifying her position a bit, but it does have some credibility...after waiting for my american counterparts to arrive, we finally leave the airport at ~10:30pm and drive to Kamuli. I think we got to the hotel around 3:30am.

Day 1: We went to Butaswa village, about 2 hours (probably 30min, if not for potholes) away from Kamuli, to meet some of the local church leaders

Day 2: sunday. we went to butaswa village for church; lots of singing (people here love to sing)from the time we started picking up people in the van, until the last of them was dropped off later in the evening. most of the singing was in lusoga, few in swahili, and even fewer in really bad english. the preacher was pretty passionate and afterward, there were a bunch of people who wanted to get baptised, so we drove and drove and drove, until maybe an hr later, we found some water.

Day 3: Spent the morning playing soccer and teaching kids baseball near the home of one of the local church leaders. there was more singing! then we took off and went to yet another village, Gwase, to meet with a new christian and his community. he gathered people around and, unexpectedly, i was asked to speak; just a bit nerve-racking, but it looked like everyone was attentive and receptive. i shared something from phillipians and sat down, thinking i had done my quota for speaking ("giving a word", as they called it) for the week...little did i know what was coming. afterward, we played more futbol - a very well organized game during which im pretty sure i looked like a fool, but it was lots of fun; we had loads of spectators. i think we won. my white friend, wes, was the highlight tho - they enjoyed seeing a white guy ("mzungu") try to school them in futbol. after being fed for the 15th time, we headed back to the hotel and were given our village assignments where we would be for the next 2 days by ourselves.

Day 4: I was assigned Bugaya village with the local leader named Busoga Patrick, or just patrick. riding and singing our way through uganda in the evangecube, we began by dropping off wes, whose village was the farthest away from the hotel (i.e. from civilization). I was the 2nd closest to the hotel, so we didn't get to my place until almost dark. met patricks family; he's got a lot of children - i counted 6 that night, but he told me that there are "more"; there's also one yet to be born, which is interesting because he also has grandchildren (meaning some of his grandkids would be older than his own children. interesting). did i mention we picked up some kids to ride the van with us and they sang all day?! that night, i milked a cow for the first time in my life...note to self: never stand behind the cow... 3 minutes later, drank some hot tea with the milk (more like hot milk with a hint of color). patrick is well read. and likes to talk. i was glad there was no electricity so he couldn't see my eyes closing as he was talking to me about economics, politics, development, planning, the white man, etc...

Day 5: rough night. bed was hardly comfortable, but it was a bed in a brick hut, and i appreciated the effort they took to trying to make me comfortable. patrick woke me up super early to go to bugaya rock to watch the sunrise. it was beautiful; met the dog (Blackie. he was black. get it??!), my new favorite dog; had some more fresh cow milk (delicious); took the cows out for grazing. the cows were not very obedient. actually got to see more of patrick's place; its pretty big; he has a lot of land. later we rode patrick's bike to meet up with other local christian leaders. we found them under a tree, just talking and sharing. that was a really neat sight - the ability and willingness to meet at anytime, anywhere just to encourage one another and relax, have fun, and goof off. i got to see Kristal and Nikki, who were staying at the village where we met. they asked me to "share a word" again. i'm still not used to that, but i tried my best and i think they responded well to it (this time it was Isaiah). the theme of our village stay was def the amt of times we were fed (anywhere b/w 6-9 times a day). and of course to be polite, you take at least some of the food. well, on this day, i paid dearly for that politeness.

Day 6: pick-up day, but before then, patrick wanted us to visit some homes and for me to "give a word" we ended up visiting about 4 or 5 homes, including that of a weak and distressed old woman, and also of a blind man. i think i was extremely nervous and i'm not sure i even smiled the entire time, cuz i was focused on what i would do next. they must've thought i was a mean american. we went back to patricks afterward, had lunch, had some downtime, which of course i used to take a nap, then heard the evangecube rolling in.

Day7: went white water rafting on the nile. loads of fun; very scary. we did class 3-5 rapids and our guide was very funny (he had this interestingly high jamaican type voice, though he was a buff looking ugandan) and he kept saying "wicked sweet". at certain points i thought i was gonna die in the nile, but i made it through. i cant say i was disappointed when we hit the last rapid, but the experience was lots of fun. afterward we went to an american missionary's house for desert; desert was good. the missionaries....i'm still undecided about. daniel, the brother of the ugandan missionary that took us around (grace), refused to go into their house (rather, mansion) and i later found out that it was because he did not like the way they went about their mission and i don't blame him. they had this huggge house with nice hugge cars. everything looked so american and grandiose in this mostly poor part of the world. it just didnt fit. nor did it portray the right message, especially in africa where impressions/perceptions are largely more important than words. I don't blame the missionaries entirely either for wanting to emulate a semblance of their american lifestyle, particularly for their kids, but i think u have to understand the environment you're in and the perceptions u give off. daniel says the perception is they "live as kings" and rarely with few exceptions spend much time in the villages among the poor. its almost like when people in the US call christians "holier than thou" or "insensitive". I don't think we as christians are doing our jobs properly (and certainly not missionaries) if the perceptions we exude are keeping people from even entering our homes or warming up to us.

on another note, i found out it was a particularly bad day for grace (the ugandan missionary that took us around everywhere). his name was being slandered all over town and even on the radio by some ill-meaning politicians. this really angered me, as i was seeing african corruption at its core. pretty much these guys were trying to rally the community against grace (at a funeral no less), because they were starting to realize that he receives US donations that support the many ministries and they want their hands on the money as well. it made me really sick. i couldnt sleep that night. later on i heard that my man, barack won iowa, and i was made my day better.

Day 8-12: We pretty much just took it easy the next few days. we visited some more people; got to see the work that missionaries are doing at the Harding Academy ( a local high school), the source cafe (a church/restaurant/int cafe/shop), Christian Aids Network, etc. Went shopping in Jinja; saw the source of the nile (Lake Victoria); saw a bit of Kampala.

So thats the summary of my trip. Spent lots of time eating, driving, swallowing dust from the unpaved roads, and "sharing a word" (or 2, 3, or 7). I met some amazing people and got to share a life changing experience with some cool and funny people. i def want to go back to uganda some day, but i think one major move a yr is plenty...i'll consider it again next year.

check out plenty of pics on my picasa page (i have a video of people singing in the van, but am having problems uploading, so i'll get that out later): http://picasaweb.google.co.uk/okunadef/Uganda_08